i've been tagged by black dog with "one of those chain type things where you list some of your deepest secrets about yourself" as he put it so very well. so here goes.........
1. i am deathly afraid of potato bugs . once when i lived out in the country in the middle of a corn field i had one stalking me. it was in my trailer and i somehow caught it in a big glass jar and took it waaaayyyy out to the fence and let it go and that motherfucker turned around and started RUNNING at me. shit you not, i ran from that thing.
2. i do not like left hand turns without a signal. even at a signal i will wait until the people behind me are cussing me out and honking. getting t-boned is not my idea of fun. if there happens to be a situation where there is no signal and it would require me to make a left hand turn on a busy street i will make a right and go the long way around. drives my kids nuts.
3. i have a dental fetish. braces, retainers, gapped teeth, missing teeth, chipped teeth. turns me on. yep. don't like rotton teeth or dentures though. apparently i am not alone.
4. i do not carry a purse or any other kind of bag. i carry a wallet (just like that one minus the chain) in my back right hand pocket. i only carry a few things with me and therefore always require loose fitting pants with front pockets and back pockets. cigarettes, lighter (if i havent lost it), keys and cell phone. i have considered getting a backpack but i cant find one that doesnt hang funny if you don't have some sort of notebook or large book in it. everything gathers at the bottom and the top is all caved in and that bothers me. so until i find what i am looking for in that department (i'll know it when i see it) i will continue on with the wallet thing.
5. my mothers ashes are in my sons bedroom. i can remember my phone number when i was a kid. but damn if i can remember the date of my moms death. we just really didnt get along very well. i do know it was in march. i have 2 photographs of my mother. i put the old one when she was like 20 in a frame a few years ago as sort of an amends thing. then the glass broke and it sits in a drawer now. one day i'll get another frame.
6. approved workmen are not ashamed. AWANA. i was very involved as a young girl. won awards and everything. i was very involved in the babtist church believe it or not. was quite conflicted when i discovered CIRCUS magazine and developed an obsession for KISS and other "satanically influenced rock and roll." cause dont you know:
1. i am deathly afraid of potato bugs . once when i lived out in the country in the middle of a corn field i had one stalking me. it was in my trailer and i somehow caught it in a big glass jar and took it waaaayyyy out to the fence and let it go and that motherfucker turned around and started RUNNING at me. shit you not, i ran from that thing.
2. i do not like left hand turns without a signal. even at a signal i will wait until the people behind me are cussing me out and honking. getting t-boned is not my idea of fun. if there happens to be a situation where there is no signal and it would require me to make a left hand turn on a busy street i will make a right and go the long way around. drives my kids nuts.
3. i have a dental fetish. braces, retainers, gapped teeth, missing teeth, chipped teeth. turns me on. yep. don't like rotton teeth or dentures though. apparently i am not alone.
4. i do not carry a purse or any other kind of bag. i carry a wallet (just like that one minus the chain) in my back right hand pocket. i only carry a few things with me and therefore always require loose fitting pants with front pockets and back pockets. cigarettes, lighter (if i havent lost it), keys and cell phone. i have considered getting a backpack but i cant find one that doesnt hang funny if you don't have some sort of notebook or large book in it. everything gathers at the bottom and the top is all caved in and that bothers me. so until i find what i am looking for in that department (i'll know it when i see it) i will continue on with the wallet thing.
5. my mothers ashes are in my sons bedroom. i can remember my phone number when i was a kid. but damn if i can remember the date of my moms death. we just really didnt get along very well. i do know it was in march. i have 2 photographs of my mother. i put the old one when she was like 20 in a frame a few years ago as sort of an amends thing. then the glass broke and it sits in a drawer now. one day i'll get another frame.
6. approved workmen are not ashamed. AWANA. i was very involved as a young girl. won awards and everything. i was very involved in the babtist church believe it or not. was quite conflicted when i discovered CIRCUS magazine and developed an obsession for KISS and other "satanically influenced rock and roll." cause dont you know:
The Baptists don't dance
And the Catholics won't Rock 'n' Roll
The Lutherans just chant
Church of Christ just says "oh-no"
Can't be heaven bound
If your body rolls around
Don't you know?
It costs your soul.
guess i'm hellbound.
so now i tag:
well shit, this could go on forever. how about everybody on my roll??????
posted by kimberly at 8:20 AM
6 Comments:
Whoa that AWANA thing is weird. I was a good little baptist boy and heavlily involved in awanas until I picked up a copy of hit parader, it was all over.
I don't turn left on busy roads either. I make a right, then make a U-Turn. Just a fear of mine.
1. I am lame
2. I am uncool
LOL
I am terrified of potato bugs and once had one in my bedroom and I could hear it moving -- nasty creepy sounds. One night I saw it on a wall hanging, and trembling, I took a glass and slammed it over it and then slid a piece of paper under that, took it outside and stomped it. i don't usually kill bugs or insects, perferring to give them their freedom but in the case of potato bugs, I say kill 'em all.
OK, so I'll bite, what exactly am I supposed to do? Write 6 weird things about myself? That should be easy.
Hey, Kim!
Trish is weird, but I am not...
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